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Renesaga

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Renesaga

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4108
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Renesaga : I'm not going to bore you all by saying "I'm a pretty laid back guy who's easy to get along with." because everyone's opinion regarding my personality could be different. I'll just say this:
I'm tall, thin, and music is my thing (majoring in music education.) I'm also not funny.

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Visits<b>Allusivness</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 12:22am<b>nerdguy03</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 7:38am<b>misterjg540</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 12:30pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:00pm<b>uknownspider</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:57am<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:21pm<b>rouslov</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:23pm<b>AllWells</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:39am<b>cartermccarroll</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:32pm<b>ionab101</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 12:40am<b>sspence</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 5:34pm<b>Klima</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 1:10am<b>KailaWayla</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 6:01pm<b>StupidSceneGirl</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 11:08pm<b>mjelderda</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 3:22pm<b>Juicylicious94</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 4:00am<b>teotsi</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 12:42pm

Fucked!<b>uknownspider</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:48pm

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Renesaga's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (3826)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12795) - you deserved it (67871)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12795) - you deserved it (67871)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12795) - you deserved it (67871)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (10247)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44035) - you deserved it (8958)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (15782)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41492) - you deserved it (33340)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41492) - you deserved it (33340)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (13375)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (8134)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (9791)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (9791)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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