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Relf
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Relf : Boy i hope no one can see my increasing desire to want to get out of here...better smile bigger.

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Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (830)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13250) - you deserved it (1291)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (2060)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21243) - you deserved it (1670)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22492) - you deserved it (2158)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19022) - you deserved it (5147)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23586) - you deserved it (1368)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

#21460859
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9214) - you deserved it (37865)

On 08/26/2015 at 6:25am - love - by chiara (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

#21460841
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24640) - you deserved it (3665)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:33am - work - by salope (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22927) - you deserved it (2420)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (3302)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15769) - you deserved it (21457)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML



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