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Relf

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Relf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 772
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Relf : Boy i hope no one can see my increasing desire to want to get out of here...better smile bigger.

Relf's page activity

Visits<b>Moskaaa7</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:40pm<b>TrapTheKing</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:46pm<b>trucker2</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Miooow</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:57am<b>ParadisePrincess</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:43pm<b>BrassWing13</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:37pm<b>UH60</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:25am<b>MoisesCervantes</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:40pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:28am<b>DaRito</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:39am<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:55pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:04am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:54pm<b>FMLMaximus</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:07am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:40pm<b>teooo</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 12:44pm

Fucked!<b>Moskaaa7</b> - 13 hours ago

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Relf's favorite FMLs

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (2299)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

#21522623
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16648) - you deserved it (1355)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm - health - by FueledByFate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22304) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

#21521515
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (1565)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm - work - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

#21518755
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21461) - you deserved it (2569)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:40am - misc - by Dexter_39476 (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

#21516125
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24956) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

#21516058
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22367) - you deserved it (5051)

On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

#21515791
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20854) - you deserved it (3614)

On 01/16/2016 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

#21514734
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22183) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by ShouldveStayedAVirgin - United States (Texas)

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21458) - you deserved it (6172)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

#21513340
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8994) - you deserved it (72724)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19476) - you deserved it (5021)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

#21507957
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/26/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

#21506054
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (1499)

On 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by forever damaged - United States (New York)

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

#21505367
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9187) - you deserved it (24188)

On 12/19/2015 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -



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