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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Redvelvet16's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML


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