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Redthetrainer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4099
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Redthetrainer : I'm a young man in high school with no girlfriend. I'm one of the biggest nerds of all time I love Pokemon, Mario, and Zelda and still play them. I also play world of Warcraft and swtor (see if u know what that is). I'm on YouTube chuckster64 check me out I'm a great guy and play super smash bros at my school every Friday thanks for listening message if you want to talk shoot me a message on here and I'm seriously single cause of video games but I'm never giving up video games. :) I would never do that.^_^

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Redthetrainer's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

#21073034
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17320) - you deserved it (55104)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34040) - you deserved it (11858)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

#21072866
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37884) - you deserved it (3617)

On 02/27/2014 at 1:21am - work - by FallCameEarly (man) - United States (California)

Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML

#21072669
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36410) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

#21072191
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47264) - you deserved it (9274)

On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

#21071970
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (4626)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42407) - you deserved it (4190)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I performed in a rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar at my school. When it came time for my big solo, a whopping two lines, I forgot the words, making for an awkward eight seconds of silence. FML

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (6592)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

#21070121
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16749) - you deserved it (38383)

On 02/24/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by I hate Walmart???? - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML

#21069920
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36660) - you deserved it (3432)

On 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm - misc - by DIY560 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

#21069691
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (3740)

On 02/23/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by ninaaaa - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51446) - you deserved it (6079)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44203) - you deserved it (9484)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

#21053635
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37446) - you deserved it (4245)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by fuckmyplums (man) - Austria (Salzburg)



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