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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5375
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Redthetrainer : I'm a young man in high school with no girlfriend. I'm one of the biggest nerds of all time I love Pokemon, Mario, and Zelda and still play them. I also play world of Warcraft and swtor (see if u know what that is). I'm on YouTube chuckster64 check me out I'm a great guy and play super smash bros at my school every Friday thanks for listening message if you want to talk shoot me a message on here and I'm seriously single cause of video games but I'm never giving up video games. :) I would never do that.^_^

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Redthetrainer's favorite FMLs

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49320) - you deserved it (9095)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41777) - you deserved it (36088)

On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57614) - you deserved it (7216)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML

Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38614) - you deserved it (3626)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42584) - you deserved it (3853)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42550) - you deserved it (8601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40945) - you deserved it (6149)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49365) - you deserved it (6725)

On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35128) - you deserved it (16055)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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