Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Redoxx

Online | Search for a member

Redoxx

27Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8963
  • Number of comments : 622
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Redoxx : FYL....FYL indeed.

I mean the Lannisters killed me and my entire family but you don't hear me complaining. I take life as it comes. You think your life sucks? Let's see you spend a day in Westeros and see how life can really blow. In the words of Old Nan "what do you know of fear?".

Oh and uh...Winter is coming. Damn if I care though. Not like it snows in hell. Which reminds me, if you wanna feel sorry for someone feel sorry for Jon Snow, now that guy's got it rough. Plus my father is his father so you know that's not gonna end well. Welp that's my rant. And in case anybody's wondering, I'm rooting for Arya cause let's be real, Sansa's not the brightest candle on the chandelier. (Former) King of the North signing out.

Redoxx's page activity

Visits<b>taranoelr</b> - 37 minutes ago<b>PremiumWhale</b> - 24 hours ago<b>mycrazyaddict1</b> - yesterday at 1:50am<b>jayennachristine</b> - yesterday at 11:42pm<b>AkameGaKill</b> - yesterday at 6:05pm<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 5:27pm<b>czs93</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 2:10pm<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 1:57pm<b>amine91</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 12:42pm<b>Pat5519</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:33am<b>Myo</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:05am<b>blueawesomeness</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:01am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:18am<b>jozhe</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 8:44am<b>vitalidol</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:05pm<b>romesshh</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 10:00am<b>MHBV</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 5:19pm<b>lishabear</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:48pm

Fucked!<b>jayennachristine</b> - yesterday at 5:42am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - yesterday at 7:57pm<b>Frozen_Flames</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:34pm<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 10:06pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 12:26am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:29pm<b>Eivana</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:41pm<b>Haidy</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:41am<b>ZombieGirl40</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:50am<b>doge750</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:06am<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:46am<b>Futebol_Queen11</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:16pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:57am<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:09am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:23pm<b>poopsiepants</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:39am<b>kaylselyse</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:27am

Redoxx's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Redoxx's badges

Redoxx's favorite FMLs

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (3031)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

#21401411
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (4549)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (3906)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (3410)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML

#21397904
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (2525)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:06am - work - by -_- (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (3389)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

#21390911
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27215) - you deserved it (10053)

On 04/09/2015 at 9:02pm - misc - by Jakesssss - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29593) - you deserved it (5121)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28755) - you deserved it (2183)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39502) - you deserved it (3523)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31097) - you deserved it (3781)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

#21378092
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (3556)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (2380)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: