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  • Number of visits : 7426
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Redoxx : FYL....FYL indeed.

I mean the Lannisters killed me and my entire family but you don't hear me complaining. I take life as it comes. You think your life sucks? Let's see you spend a day in Westeros and see how life can really blow. In the words of Old Nan "what do you know of fear?".

Oh and uh...Winter is coming. Damn if I care though. Not like it snows in hell. Which reminds me, if you wanna feel sorry for someone feel sorry for Jon Snow, now that guy's got it rough. Plus my father is his father so you know that's not gonna end well. Welp that's my rant. And in case anybody's wondering, I'm rooting for Arya cause let's be real, Sansa's not the brightest candle on the chandelier. (Former) King of the North signing out.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (5982)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked mah husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought 4 a few moments, then said, "Uh, u shit quietly." FML

#21239720
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I WENT CAMPING WITH HUSBAND NOT TOO FAR FROM OUR HOUSE. WE GOT OUR TENT PITCHD UP... STOVE READY AND ROLL-OUT BD OUT. HE THEN SAID... "I'M JUST GONNA GO FIR A WALK." IT HAD BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE I DECIDD TO GO FIND HIM. HE HAD WALKD HOME TO PLAY COD. FML

#21239602
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45621) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitnes warehouse I work at . Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd lyk me to order it 4 him . His reply? "Nah . I only had a go on it 'cause it looked lyk fun . Hey, but u could order one 4 yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

#21236566
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/13/2014 at 10:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today I Realized That My Dog Who's 11 Eats His Own Shit And Chews Bones Lyk Crazy Still Has 10 Times Nicer Teeth Than I Do. FML

#21232602
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (7663)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML

#21191137
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40629) - you deserved it (7377)

On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, looool I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (50521)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah older brother managd to convince mah younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could !! He convincd me of the exact same thing as well several yeres ago !! FML

#21174074
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45321) - you deserved it (6507)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , I was raally ungry at work , and my stomac growld loudly . Ona of my co-workars aard it and tougt it was a cat . Asamd , I playd dumb and wa andd up spanding twanty minutas looking fir a cat tat I knaw didn't axist . FML

#21170120
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41476) - you deserved it (18011)

On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)



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