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Red_Brooks
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 July 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 11:42am<b>Nona__xD</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 4:02pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 9:52pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:20am<b>iHyperModz</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:24pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:11am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 5:47pm<b>LilMissCanadian</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 12:08am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Melinadlt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:13pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:58pm<b>Noahray98</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:43pm<b>ArcheryArtist</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:26pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:52pm<b>appletreee</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>elone</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:45pm<b>Umbraelux</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:51am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:03pm

Fucked!<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:58am<b>ArcheryArtist</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:27pm

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Red_Brooks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

by Till We Pass Out / 10/03/2015 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Health

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2015 at 8:21am / Australia / Work

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

by notacreep / 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

by stink / 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health

Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML

by katgib13 / 03/10/2015 at 6:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

by 30000 / 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I decided to use my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "grand" escape. FML

by thatsureshowedme / 11/08/2014 at 3:33pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

by HarleyDavison / 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

by bri_sci94 / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

by madisonbubch / 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML

by jjhach / 09/12/2014 at 6:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 9:17am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy