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Red_Brooks's favorite FMLs
by Till We Pass Out / 10/03/2015 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/27/2015 at 8:21am / Australia / Work
Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
by notacreep / 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by stink / 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
by katgib13 / 03/10/2015 at 6:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML
by Becca34 / 03/06/2015 at 9:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by 30000 / 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I decided to use my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "grand" escape. FML
by thatsureshowedme / 11/08/2014 at 3:33pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
by HarleyDavison / 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by bri_sci94 / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by madisonbubch / 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by jjhach / 09/12/2014 at 6:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 9:17am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was… Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said…