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RedPillSucks

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RedPillSucks

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 16967
  • Number of comments : 10469
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RedPillSucks : I'm an easy going dude, though people think I'm serious. I don't follow stereotypes. I'm quiet and shy, but I've got my opinions. Ask if you want to know them.

Don't judge me by looks alone.
I like science fiction and anime. I'm a Christian, but no religion owns my mind. I'm a free thinker. I love guitar music, although I haven't picked up a guitar in years

I love Star Trek and Lord of the Rings

My favorite books are
Anything by Octavia Butler
Most of C. J. Cherryh books
David Brinn - Startide Rising
Depak Chopra - The Third Jesus
God help me, I like Harry Potter and Lord Of the Rings
I've not read or seen any of the Twilight stuff

I like my women the way I like my coffee....
Bitter and cold.

RedPillSucks's page activity

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RedPillSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16080) - you deserved it (39745) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44334) - you deserved it (28254) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32618) - you deserved it (5522)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45076) - you deserved it (4277)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

#13274666
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30714) - you deserved it (5825)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (4658)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (10210)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (42002)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37088) - you deserved it (15363)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (31328)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10997) - you deserved it (26392)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML

#6255199
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (3733)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by Stupidteach (woman) - United States (California)



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