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RebekahBrooke

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5400
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RebekahBrooke : Hey, I'm Rebekah. I like reading, writing, animals, music. I'm a vegetarian!
My favorite people on FML are:
DocBastard
perdix
Djoorte
sweet_candy_
every1luvsboners
dolphincheddar
smartalek
I can be a total grammar Nazi.(:
i hte ppl tht tlk lyk dis.
Message me. But I use my iPod so your chances of a reply mayyyy be small. :D
Im very sarcastic at times, take what I say with a grain of salt.
I don't like fights.
I'm not religious. Cant stand bible thumpers.

So, thanks for visiting, stalkers!
Got my first FML published. :) Check one off the bucket list! ;D

RebekahBrooke's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 5:54pm<b>Kaamil</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 6:05am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:38am<b>ppeanutheadd</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:53am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:26am<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:37pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:30pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:04am<b>JokerJ312</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:39am<b>bryce0110</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:35am<b>rockey44</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 5:19am<b>ItzMarsh</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:08pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:20pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:58pm<b>livelaughlovepie</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:23pm<b>xyris</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:01pm<b>cutsiecurliee</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:19am<b>Hunter_the_Ninja</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 6:49am

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RebekahBrooke's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

by RebekahBrooke / 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm / United States / Work

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

by aru9 / 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

by calebeutsler / 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

by 6u174r_d00d / 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm / United States / Love

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

by howniceofyou / 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

by beablue18 / 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Health