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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25986) - you deserved it (15542)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (8536)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (2622)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53381) - you deserved it (6371)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17786213
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (4702)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39614) - you deserved it (4162)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41861) - you deserved it (6241)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (9697)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
354 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
170 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23222) - you deserved it (4124)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
135 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

#17625753
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (4743)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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