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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (20 years)
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Taday my parants askd ma if I would dog-sit for tham whila thay go to my ax's wadding. fat FML

#17864370
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31177) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma violent ousemate qualified 4 a gun license. Se picks up er bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. mega FML

#17863556
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah ex took mah cat and gave her to an animal shelterhile I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer !! He's moving out in 2 days !! mega FML

#17847763
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (2383)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, mah mother followd me to work to see what I got up to!! I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street!! She stood outside and wavd at me fir half an hour, while I trid to concentrate on teaching a visibly amusd class!!

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (1963)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work!! I tried apologizing an saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed!! The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle!! FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30922) - you deserved it (2748)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today , my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we r in a relationship on Facebook!! mega FML

#17834282
177 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in te market 4 a new girlfriend . How? He usd my credit card to sign up 4 3 dating sites . FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32968) - you deserved it (2758)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshoppd. FML

#17817952
105 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, it's baan a waak sinca mah littla brothar took up his naw hobby of posting ( cool story, bro ) in raply to almost avary Facabook statu an commant that I maka. Not only do I alraady want to smash his faca against a brick wall, mah parant will ground ma if I dafriand any family mambars. FML

#17815777
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25679) - you deserved it (5004)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me . I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see mah new apartment . Turns out he just wanted to borrow mah Xbox . FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22183) - you deserved it (1975)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

#17811635
331 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36723) - you deserved it (7870)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)



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