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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31222) - you deserved it (2526)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

#17863556
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (2696)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49113) - you deserved it (3770)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28840) - you deserved it (2388)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23545) - you deserved it (2120)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30980) - you deserved it (2753)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (5311)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33023) - you deserved it (2770)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (2872)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25718) - you deserved it (5004)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (1977)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39046) - you deserved it (4347)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40758) - you deserved it (12014)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37161) - you deserved it (7930)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)



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