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About Rcmpbell : Hey I'm Ryan and im about six foot, I love animals, I have 2 ducks 3 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets a bunny, used to have a few turtles, geckos, froggys, and much more haha you get the point. I love music my favorite band is Hollywood Undead I like tattoos and piercings :3 I myself have 3 piercings and one Hollywood Undead tattoo c: I like to take pictures of sunsets for some reason cx Feel free to private message me anytime I dont bite (hard) ;p well I think thats about it. Oh yeah follow me maybe? Ig: Ryan_campbell96 :3
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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Monday 30 November 2015