About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar!
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Razi_tail's favorite FMLs
by Razi_tail / 06/25/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML
by onefishtwofishes / 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by ccc / 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm / United States (California) / Transportation
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