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Rayth

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Rayth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2248
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rayth : Just a random guy that can be easy to get along with or your worse enemy.

Rayth's page activity

Visits<b>ZombiePandaFace</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:58pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:04am<b>Blue_Black</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Person58</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:24pm<b>sheba72</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Lady8ird85</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:36pm<b>Fusion_Fear</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:16am<b>roman11</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:45am<b>brutally</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:16am<b>lorette0511</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:58am<b>Ac4life</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:40pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:28pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:59pm<b>qveenk123</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:48pm<b>AllKnowingTurtle</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 9:06pm<b>jcshadow</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 9:06pm

Fucked!<b>NaruxFairyxVamp</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:53am

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I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Rayth's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32009) - you deserved it (2327)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (15897)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

#21376359
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163) - you deserved it (5307)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (567) - you deserved it (10572)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

#21374433
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (15281)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29690) - you deserved it (6559)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML

#21369220
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16161) - you deserved it (41087)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:20am - misc - by Byepax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50) - you deserved it (120)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (3169)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30330) - you deserved it (3286)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

#21355326
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (2951)

On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (6517)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States



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