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Rayth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1590
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rayth : Just a random guy that can be easy to get along with or your worse enemy.

Rayth's page activity

Visits<b>Mukuro</b> - 12 hours ago<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:33am<b>DutchRogue</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 6:25pm<b>Static02</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 11:03am<b>jodiedavis1</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 3:01pm<b>allie2590</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 10:49am<b>TakDatWitU</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 4:45pm<b>noah_1234</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:32pm<b>bribergin</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 3:45am<b>kittycat2007</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 6:22am<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 3:46am<b>CaptainColor</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 1:43am<b>savagelols</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 1:35am<b>BlackPhoenixNite</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 11:30pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 7:09pm<b>NaruxFairyxVamp</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 4:16pm<b>moulchlo</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 2:48am<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 10:51am

Liked!<b>NaruxFairyxVamp</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:53am

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Rayth's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19794) - you deserved it (2052)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

#21355326
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (2926)

On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34339) - you deserved it (6102)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38252) - you deserved it (3158)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33117) - you deserved it (9140)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (2549)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (7529)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (2271)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

#21302388
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (3323)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29532) - you deserved it (3597)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38459) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2634)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

#21301098
120 comments


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