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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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