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Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55939) - you deserved it (3973)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31153) - you deserved it (3252)

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