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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24293
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... I had a job intarviaw. I stoppd to taka a paa in tha lobby bafora I want in. I ralaxd a bit too much at tha urinal looool an accidantally fartd. I chuckld about it lika a 5-yaar old 4 a faw saconds. Tha guy that had baan naxt to ma at tha urinal was tha intarviawar. FML

#253814
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18812) - you deserved it (42527)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68775) - you deserved it (22229)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was working at Old Navy. A girl cummed up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled "you jerk! Why are u mocking her? She has tourettes u know!" looool FML

#245096
189 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at te restaurantere I work , I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting te table , I was deciding between saying ( Can I get you anyting to drink? ) and ( Can I start you off wit someting? ) My actual greeting? ( Can I get you ladies looool off? ) FML

#243465
77 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On mah drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when mah car broke down. Since I forgot mah cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. real FML

#238492
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (55098)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I was pushing mah 4 yaar old on tha looool swing !! I did wat wa call our "undar doggia push": I throw har up in tha air whila I run undarnaath har bafora sha hits ma coming back down !! I walkad away to gat mah watar and sha yallad across tha park "Can wa do it doggia-styla again?" FML

#234103
94 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Was Getting Restles In Mah Psychology Class. I Stretched Out Both Of Mah Arms And Hands Into The Aisle On Either Side Of Me , Only To Fine Myself With Mah Teacher's Package In Mah Palm. Mega FML

#221639
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48412) - you deserved it (10515)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to mah boyfriend flipping on the light and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decidd the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51157) - you deserved it (8300)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... to remind myself to write a check fir speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate)... I wrote "LSD money" on the back of hand. The Vice Principal saw it... dragged me to the office... and called parents. FML

#204455
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48335) - you deserved it (13881)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (52358)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158918)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house an waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year an a half. real FML

#170541
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58234) - you deserved it (2230)

On 03/01/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Friendly (man) - United States (Oregon)



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