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  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>TigranPetrosian</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 1:20am<b>FedoraGuy</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 7:02pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 6:01pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 1:34pm<b>mommaalyface</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:08am<b>aallhh1223</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:51pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 1:16pm<b>sirwho</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 1:19am<b>Fillie</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 10:51am<b>melons</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 7:48pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 10:12pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:30am<b>whenitdidhappen</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 8:12pm<b>Wyatttramantano</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:22pm

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Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (4559)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38899) - you deserved it (8767)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30726) - you deserved it (3492)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14499) - you deserved it (37011)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)



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