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  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

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On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16202) - you deserved it (40628)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)



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