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RarityRoyale

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RarityRoyale

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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RarityRoyale : I'm the only person I know who doesn't pull the pickles out if their McDonald's burger before eating it.

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Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35665) - you deserved it (5530)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML



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