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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1992 (23 years)
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About RaptorMARAUDER : I've been reading FML's for the last two years and just now made an account. I enjoy this place hehe. Love guitar, metal, and XBOX!

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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML


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