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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RaptorMARAUDER : I've been reading FML's for the last two years and just now made an account. I enjoy this place hehe. Love guitar, metal, and XBOX!

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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RaptorMARAUDER's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10035) - you deserved it (39891)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16672) - you deserved it (9859)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version



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