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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Rapezilla101 : Cats ^._.^ & metal \m/

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Rapezilla101's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21639) - you deserved it (27439)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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