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Random_Princess
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Random_Princess's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

#20533390
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (3874)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44274) - you deserved it (2655)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (5602)

On 09/16/2010 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Laura - United States (Wisconsin)



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