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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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RandomPrius's favorite FMLs

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT GOOGLE+ HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPLOADING MAH CELL PHONE PICTURE AS I TAKE THEM. MY FRIEND HAVE NOW SEEN PICTURE OF ME, MAH PENIS, AND OTHER THING TOO HORRIFYING TO TALK ABOUT. FML

#18945896
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14956) - you deserved it (41395)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." real FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (9494)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today , my girlfriend was giving me a hand job , which was great , until she startd saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46714) - you deserved it (13769)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295312) - you deserved it (53635)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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