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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8154
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 17 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

Ramanella's page activity

Visits<b>wonandonly</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:13am<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:58am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:19pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:20pm<b>jlian</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:02am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:17pm<b>opetallica</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:18am<b>FairJ1025</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:56am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:46am<b>bmon</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>marimi</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:48pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:38pm<b>realdoogie</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:57pm<b>satya94</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:23pm

Fucked!<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:58am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22982) - you deserved it (2028)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you deserved it (4127)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (8513)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (1807)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10307) - you deserved it (44597)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I attended a new class at college. It was a class to help people with Asperger's adjust to college, which my parents pushed me into taking. It was incredibly condescending and insulting, and it felt like a class for preschoolers. My parents won't let me drop the class. FML

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

#21443781
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24967) - you deserved it (1819)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by padthaimeanoose - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

#21443446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (2758)

On 07/18/2015 at 7:09am - intimacy - by henhouse - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (4200)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML

#21442412
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24999) - you deserved it (2182)

On 07/16/2015 at 2:56am - money - by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32706) - you deserved it (2315)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my bosses were boasting about their work-funded retreat, including the $1,800 bottle of wine the company paid for. This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing. We are also the biggest company in our industry. FML

#21440819
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (1599)

On 07/13/2015 at 1:06am - work - by Wolfrunner87 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

#21440701
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:03pm - love - by newmoongirl1036 - United States (Illinois)

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

#21440548
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (1509)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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