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Ramanella

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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6530
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 16 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

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Fucked!<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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Supersize Menu

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 favourites

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23337) - you deserved it (1686)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#21412970
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17875) - you deserved it (15346)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (1416)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

#21412440
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (2801)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

#21411735
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (3679)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11194) - you deserved it (39229)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, a couple asked me donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

#21410986
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (1991)

On 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

#21410601
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (1986)

On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

#21410548
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (1812)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a while after finishing and uploading a task, I looked at my peers' work to make sure I hadn't missed anything in mine. One of them had gotten the same idea and had decided to incorporate part of my work into his. "Part" as in "all". "All" as in all of his work is also all of mine. FML

#21409245
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25164) - you deserved it (2100)

On 05/12/2015 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

#21406874
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28980) - you deserved it (2356)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18081) - you deserved it (34009)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML



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