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by walllflower / 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by irwingiggles / 02/08/2015 at 5:26am / Netherlands / Health
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by annoyed / 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm / United States (California) / Health
by mdg41 / 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML
by wounded pride, intact cock / 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by bensim64 / 01/10/2015 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Money
Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML
by Che_likes_you / 12/12/2014 at 10:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by omgdesdes / 11/15/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 10:53am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by MainePains / 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
by jazzie7719 / 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 4:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
by rabid_otaku / 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…