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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raleaf : "Stare into my eyes and give me all the vittles."
-Samantha Sprinkles (The cat)

I love cats, dogs, cars, motorcycles, really anything that purrs or growls. Driving and riding are my favorite things. Anytime I have more then two daysboff work it's a road trip and when I can't drive I'm gaming. Feel free to message me talk about animals, games, cars,or bikes.

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Raleaf's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31728) - you deserved it (5622)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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