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Raleaf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raleaf : "Stare into my eyes and give me all the vittles."

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Visits<b>CFB_FRS</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:34pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:51am<b>sparkledoge</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 5:23am<b>JustHere2Laugh</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:39am<b>mercedesm</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 1:37pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 8:39pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:11pm<b>thelionheart</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 10:14am<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:28am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:37pm<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:57am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:45pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:52pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:10pm<b>poostickles</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:17am<b>the_zero_article</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:11am<b>BlueScales</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:23am

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Raleaf's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (4796)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92918) - you deserved it (10613)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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