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Rainhawk94

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Rainhawk94

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Rainhawk94
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2581
  • Number of comments : 738
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Rainhawk94 : I love drawing. I want to be a tattoo artist. Also love working on cars. I can be very awkward but funny. What I learned from art is that you'll never be good at something right away, you have to keep trying. Surround yourself with great people so they may inspire you to be greater.

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Rainhawk94's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33255) - you deserved it (8342)

On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (8289)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28382) - you deserved it (4604)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12848) - you deserved it (52274)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22143) - you deserved it (62107)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43036) - you deserved it (4788)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42661) - you deserved it (9779)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

#12858268
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29207) - you deserved it (3956)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

#8771730
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18995) - you deserved it (3542)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

#6958875
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21659) - you deserved it (2710)

On 12/26/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by taylor_eileen - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

#6820464
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11780) - you deserved it (23186)

On 12/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by Poem (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

#6650793
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (4200)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

#6408198
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23520) - you deserved it (5389)

On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by Annie (woman) - Mexico (Coahuila de Zaragoza)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71959) - you deserved it (2995)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

#3083696
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12317) - you deserved it (57037)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by TBaggins00 (man) - United States (Illilois)



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