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Rainhawk94
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 662
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Rainhawk94 : I love drawing. I want to be a tattoo artist. Also love working on cars. I can be very awkward but funny. What I learned from art is that you'll never be good at something right away, you have to keep trying. Surround yourself with great people so they may inspire you to be greater.

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Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23457) - you deserved it (2520)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (14195)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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117 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
147 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee, I had no control over my bowels and shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customers basement. FML

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31 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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120 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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175 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
327 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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277 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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158 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 1:08am - intimacy - by HotACE -

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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92 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML

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59 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

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64 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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84 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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