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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2877
  • Number of comments : 738
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Rainhawk94 : I love drawing. I want to be a tattoo artist. Also love working on cars. I can be very awkward but funny. What I learned from art is that you'll never be good at something right away, you have to keep trying. Surround yourself with great people so they may inspire you to be greater.

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Rainhawk94's favorite FMLs

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44631) - you deserved it (3313)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43345) - you deserved it (2780)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I broke into tears at work after being told my aunt had a stroke. My boss told me to "suck it up, no one is that close to their aunt." My aunt adopted me when my mother passed away. FML

Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heart attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic, which trumped my 6-year degree. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML


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On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (93012) - you deserved it (5877)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I started my new job as a mail carrier. One of my assigned roads was Milbrooke Street, which I'd never heard of. After driving around for ages trying to find it, I called for directions. The street doesn't exist in my city; it's just the boss' way of seeing how stupid you are. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by Directionally challenged - United States

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML


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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (5767)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, after finishing a song during karaoke, a man came up to me and held out his hand. Quite flattered, I shook it, said thanks and that I was glad he enjoyed it. Turns out he was next and just wanted the microphone. FML


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On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (2707)

On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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