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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11246
  • Number of comments : 623
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

#12985084
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10275) - you deserved it (34211)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML

#12983300
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6523) - you deserved it (48449)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML

#12973891
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (37884)

On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36794) - you deserved it (7921)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25808) - you deserved it (6417)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML

#12910984
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (4618)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18669) - you deserved it (38407)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (3839)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11446) - you deserved it (76016)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

#12874648
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9312) - you deserved it (37674)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nakedyogagirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

#12870608
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2106)

On 09/02/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by whatthewoah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13488) - you deserved it (57727)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7406) - you deserved it (55148)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21812) - you deserved it (68274)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (35729)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)



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