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Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
by theshad / 09/10/2010 at 2:28am / Reserved / Work
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 12:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by myles bevan / 09/09/2010 at 6:01am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Lauren / 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by noonotme / 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by kaytay2469 / 09/05/2010 at 12:44am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
by AnnaWusHere / 09/03/2010 at 2:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
by ohseven6421 / 09/03/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
by nakedyogagirl / 09/02/2010 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…