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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9451
  • Number of comments : 622
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Today, while driving home with mah boyfriend, we startd discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9899) - you deserved it (30363)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah grandmother told me to say ( sofa king retardd ) really fast . Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out wat it meant, I'm now groundd by mah mother fir having a foul mouth . FML

#14106944
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14204) - you deserved it (23429)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

my boss was bieng a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, an pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror an saw everything. FML

#13947465
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (57643)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I trid on the new dress I bought 4 myself!! I, 4 once, thought I lookd pretty all right!! I askd mah dog, ( How do I look? ) and she threw up on mah pillow!! My brother can't stop laughing!! FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (4595)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday was girlfriend's birthday !! I plannd it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watchd a French comedy, walkd by the river !! She also got many presents !! Tonight, I was exhaustd but happy for her.!! !! until she told me her birthday is tomorrow !! mega FML

#13830674
134 comments

Today, looool I was making out with mah boyfriend. He got a text and reachd over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowd mah face and bustd mah lip. He laughd. FML

#13764979
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm - health - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I learnd that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow an an apparent hairiness over mah mouth!! By the way, I'm a girl!! FML

#13764859
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24004) - you deserved it (14505)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to mah dog's brthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (6986)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassd when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

#13379120
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (3050)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I noticed I give myself pep-talkshen I'm lonely . big fat FML

#13010749
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22016) - you deserved it (5470)

On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today I talkd to mah boss about scheduling mah urgently needd surgery. She askd me to wait until after Christmas and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off mah contract specifies because it's "inconvenient." FML

#13008044
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (1957)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in a meeting with mah boss an superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up an hitting mah boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7985) - you deserved it (24372)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today , my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhald my cup of green tea steam , without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was suckd into my left nostril and burnd the inside badly. fat FML

#12985084
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8888) - you deserved it (30930)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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