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by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML
by Sam / 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by lifesux / 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
by parker1993 / 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek
by Micawber / 01/31/2011 at 8:55am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Money
by IHateDumbExs / 01/21/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / France / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:29am / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
by snoozerlooser / 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…