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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11259
  • Number of comments : 623
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

#17838179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40422) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

#17780072
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (6607)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

#17752221
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6747) - you deserved it (58073)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (4577)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (45069)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (70924)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37565) - you deserved it (3469)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (77362)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (95864)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10039) - you deserved it (72201)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33293) - you deserved it (2213)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35267) - you deserved it (5831)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (3138)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17604) - you deserved it (234371)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42495) - you deserved it (11411)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States



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