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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10544
  • Number of comments : 622
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8514) - you deserved it (55216)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (86059)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

#19343644
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26038) - you deserved it (3231)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14826) - you deserved it (53349)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (9484)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45611) - you deserved it (2696)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (7530)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40855) - you deserved it (10083)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (5917)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37619) - you deserved it (4958) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

#18595916
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (2280)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14898) - you deserved it (37509)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

#18537264
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9432) - you deserved it (29453)

On 12/17/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Alpha (man) - Estonia

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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