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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11651
  • Number of comments : 624
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Visits<b>stingray112</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 3:14pm<b>BLARGTEHTACO</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 11:58pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:06am<b>psychedelictoker</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 4:19pm<b>Frowny</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 2:10pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 3:03pm<b>the___Toad_33</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:48am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:56pm<b>thatguy3812</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:58am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 8:09am<b>arioch</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:15am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:21am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 11:38am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 5:52am<b>tVictoria</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:27pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 8:08pm<b>princeofgirl</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 4:08am<b>HugoAedo</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 12:42am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:03pm<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:39pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 1:08am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:15am<b>funguy2000</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 10:22pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 6:51am

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

by financially_wreckd / 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm / Money

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

by shreking_bawl / 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm / Norway / Miscellaneous

Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

by sheisselluv / 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Work

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

by booty backfire / 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

by Ashamed_Sister / 11/30/2013 at 2:35am / Namibia (Windhoek) / Love

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Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

by The_FN_Gunny / 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

by soon to be divorced / 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

by roundtherose / 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

by haveahappyperiod / 10/04/2013 at 5:39am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

by Ggirl / 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

by horriblefashionsense / 09/26/2013 at 11:20am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous