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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1112
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RainbowDashie140 : I like ponies. Now get out of my profile.

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Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with mah shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing mah underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of mah speech. FML


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On 12/05/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by paula434 (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday I Was Informad By Mah Naxt Door Naighbor That Thay Haard Ma Singing In Tha Showar Last Night . I Laughad And Sha Told Ma That Tha Family Gathars In Thair Upstars Room Closast To Mah Bathroom Window To Guass Which Song I'm Singing . Evary Night . FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I was in the car with mah boyfriendhen I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to mah boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tres, an walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, an busted my head on the floor. mega FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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