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RainbowDashie140

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1293
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RainbowDashie140 : I like ponies. Now get out of my profile.

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Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

#6619403
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28983) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/05/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by paula434 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

#5971275
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32229) - you deserved it (6166)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

#4076767
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39589) - you deserved it (24373)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (145776)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (214214) - you deserved it (11337)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

#1314307
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47017) - you deserved it (5124)

On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101403) - you deserved it (31176)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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