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RainbowDashie140

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1316
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RainbowDashie140 : I like ponies. Now get out of my profile.

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Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (2660)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42966) - you deserved it (13144)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23740) - you deserved it (4635)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45243) - you deserved it (5071)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (46378)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49512) - you deserved it (7556)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

#16454235
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (2770)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36157) - you deserved it (6969)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (9035)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (4973)

On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10352) - you deserved it (30503)

On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17683) - you deserved it (29486)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41530) - you deserved it (10800)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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