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by AmihayG / 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm / Israel / Transportation
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by mandy_2480 / 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm / China / Miscellaneous
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy
by anonymous_0505 / 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Love
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
by nurse / 11/03/2010 at 8:08am / Reserved / Work
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
by simply2010 / 09/30/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Utah) / Work
by embarrassedhubby / 09/17/2010 at 11:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by roflcopter / 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
- Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan… Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay… Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he…