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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1011
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About RagingWill : Parkour is half my life. Started college at 16 but don't be fooled; I'm a moron. Games and books are the way to my heart, although knives and bullets work too.

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RagingWill's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41902) - you deserved it (6047)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by maddie - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML


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On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML


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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML


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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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