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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RaeNiece1 : I'm Just A Cool Person. Follow Me On Twitter : @ExclusiveRae Instagram : _ExclusiveRae :)

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Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
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On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
193 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today I witnessd a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens wit stolen goods in is ands. Te manager was running after im. Trying to be elpful I pulld forward to block te tief from getting away. Te cops sowd up an arrestd me fir itting a pedestrian. FML

#20169022
128 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by ausmill12 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I Was Singing In The Shower , When Some Suds From My Shampoo Fell Into My Mouth And Down My Throat . I Retched And Sputtered Fir About Two Minutes Before Finally Throwing Up .

#20166301
67 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 3:45am - health - by woman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... mah boyfriend and I cleaned his parents'hole househile they were out... just to be nice. When they came home... they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

#20164583
97 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm - love - by teea (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day ma dad offered to pay me $40 to was is car!! Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, an went out in te freezing weater to do te job!! I finised te task, only to be paid in Monopoly money!! My dad still asn't gotten over ow "funny" is prank was!! FML

#20158140
180 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
91 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friend joked to mah co-workers that mah kitty-cat of a husband was going to beat me 4 spending $200 on shoes . Later on, mah rather large dog was so excited to see me when I walked in the door, he split mah lip . Somehow, I don't think they'll believe me when I get to the office tomorrow . FML

#20150093
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22034) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/06/2012 at 4:32am - work - by iLuvsIt (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
125 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert,hile mah brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the dessert I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded 4 mah supposed prank. FML

#20127118
104 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by HOPE YOU GET PEGGED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after waking up from a drunken nigt, I realized te burning sensation I ad from te lube during sex was cuz I used and sanitizer. mega FML

#20125076
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11000) - you deserved it (35174)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday hile having sex with mah boyfriend I was apparently really loud becausehen we finished I hered his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. mega FML

#20053590
95 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie!! We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us!! As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us!! real FML

#20041946
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19677) - you deserved it (6988)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)



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