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RadeonDerp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2777
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About RadeonDerp : Photographer, Videographer, PC gamer, Nerf soldier, Geek, Youtuber. I enjoy eating a lot, sleeping very little and playing Garry's Mod every waking moment. Started using FML back in 2010, finally decided to make an account!

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RadeonDerp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

#6753544
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9136) - you deserved it (58264)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36388) - you deserved it (10961)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

#6443277
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (7118)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

#6367435
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (5100)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

#6366534
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35163) - you deserved it (3308)

On 11/19/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say "Will you marry me" a bird shat on my head. FML

#5755233
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45388) - you deserved it (6784)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:52am - love - by -bird-poop- (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

#5622961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33983) - you deserved it (14181)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

#5573814
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (59876)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60238) - you deserved it (8905)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18646) - you deserved it (371963)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (83356)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (49477)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

#4102567
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (116792)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course, I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML

#3973992
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38018) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:45am - health - by SBT1030 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

#3923444
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51122) - you deserved it (5811)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)



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