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RadeonDerp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2910
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About RadeonDerp : Photographer, Videographer, PC gamer, Nerf soldier, Geek, Youtuber. I enjoy eating a lot, sleeping very little and playing Garry's Mod every waking moment. Started using FML back in 2010, finally decided to make an account!

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RadeonDerp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38401) - you deserved it (3781)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML

#11409847
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34591) - you deserved it (11228)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

#9169720
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (11473)

On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (2672)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10195) - you deserved it (31060)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

#7965104
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16010) - you deserved it (35242)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

#7776158
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11910) - you deserved it (34267)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, my window fell out of the wall, landed on my head, and shattered. I waited 6 hours to get 23 stitches in the emergency room. When I got home, I found a bill. I owe my landlord $130 to replace the window. They won't fix it until I pay up. FML

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43309) - you deserved it (3653)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5126) - you deserved it (68811)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

#7124695
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (27003)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

#7034153
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (12638)

On 12/30/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by dripping sink - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34000) - you deserved it (7355)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

#6760576
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25384) - you deserved it (4752)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Will (man) - United States



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