About RadeonDerp : Photographer, Videographer, PC gamer, Nerf soldier, Geek, Youtuber. I enjoy eating a lot, sleeping very little and playing Garry's Mod every waking moment. Started using FML back in 2010, finally decided to make an account!
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by shitpile / 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cjkelly1 / 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ballnchain / 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Al / 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by chevysprint / 02/28/2010 at 12:36am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
by KiwiBlam / 02/07/2010 at 4:19am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my window fell out of the wall, landed on my head, and shattered. I waited 6 hours to get 23 stitches in the emergency room. When I got home, I found a bill. I owe my landlord $130 to replace the window. They won't fix it until I pay up. FML
by dani1104 / 01/29/2010 at 3:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2010 at 11:35am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
by dripping sink / 12/30/2009 at 11:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
by Will / 12/15/2009 at 2:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I decided to go out for pizza before I fly home for the summer. The second I finished doing… Today, I thought it would be a cool idea to watch a large mosquito suck the blood from my left arm.… Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,…