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RadeonDerp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2751
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About RadeonDerp : Photographer, Videographer, PC gamer, Nerf soldier, Geek, Youtuber. I enjoy eating a lot, sleeping very little and playing Garry's Mod every waking moment. Started using FML back in 2010, finally decided to make an account!

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RadeonDerp's favorite FMLs

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (2073)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (13683)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (13395)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49593) - you deserved it (3459)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (2662)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (3754)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29655) - you deserved it (8755)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9704) - you deserved it (25706)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2909)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28914) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30830) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34859) - you deserved it (6868)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (24710)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23768) - you deserved it (3235)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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