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TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (13025)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, mah brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Taday mah mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm an stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since mah wife an I r expecting our first child, I should ( get used to waking up at all hours. ) She calls mah work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (63961)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40889) - you deserved it (5494)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink . FML

#20923758
146 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (79652)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog figurad out sha can wipa har butthola on my walls aftar having squaazad out a turd or two. FML

#20905661
57 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 4:26am - animals - by hoo flung pu - United States

TODAY, A MAN WALKED INTO THE BANK I WORK AT AND ASKED WHAT HE WOULD NEED IN ORDER TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT. I HAD TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, SAY, "TWO PIECES OF IDENTIFICATION," AND ASK HIM TO PUTTED SOME PANTS ON. FML

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60 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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