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Rababco

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Rababco

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2649
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Rababco : Hi, I'm Rababco, nice to meet you! *waves* I've finally managed to activate my account, so I now I can bother all you lovely users with my ridiculous comments! ;) Yes, that's a lamb, my name means "lamb from God" so I thought it was appropriate. I'm actually really shy in real life, so it's much easier for communicate behind a screen than in person. If I make a spelling or grammar error in one of my comments go ahead and correct me, just be nice about it. I enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes because it helps me realize that I'm rather fortunate, even when things seem to suck.

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Visits<b>alchemist27</b> - 23 hours ago<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:10am<b>GroupWorkSucks</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:37pm<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:45am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:23pm<b>Laeffy</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:04am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:34pm<b>whoviancutie</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>TEZZ</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:33am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Chrissyella</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:06pm<b>WhatsMyNameTho</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 4:23pm<b>coldwithinme</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:44am<b>Kog_Hiro</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:16pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:41am<b>Michael_Scratch</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 7:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:15pm

Fucked!<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>Chrissyella</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:06pm<b>fotocand</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:29am<b>Duh_0811</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:23am<b>ChampHero</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 2:04am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 2:25am<b>matthewcald</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 5:22am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:13am<b>trav_o</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:42pm<b>Greenmarsh</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 10:44am

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Rababco's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

#20978895
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41598) - you deserved it (15600)

On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

#20978372
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43971) - you deserved it (3286)

On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML

#20973255
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (3232)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (14800)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (14800)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

#20969751
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55465) - you deserved it (5842)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

#20964215
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42943) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/20/2013 at 2:59am - work - by bakingwomannnnnnnn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44498) - you deserved it (5399)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50454) - you deserved it (6476)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38280) - you deserved it (3388)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

#20938804
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML



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