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RESTAREA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RESTAREA : Type of Music: Classic Rock
Favorite Artist: Jason Mraz (I know, not classic rock xD)
Favorite Author: Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Poem: The City In The Sea
Favorite Novel: To Kill A Mocking Bird
Favorite Movie: Neverending Story :3 Ya know, or Fight Club
Favorite Color: Sky Blue
Favorite Flower: Orchid
Favorite Gemstone: Citrine
Favorite Pastime: Concert-going

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave. - A haiku from the protagonist of Fight Club

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Fucked!<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:21pm

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RESTAREA's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

#4679232
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89103) - you deserved it (7724)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

#4272437
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15941) - you deserved it (51828)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63122) - you deserved it (26777)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)



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