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REALAfroninga

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REALAfroninga

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About REALAfroninga : Hi, I'm Trey! I think I'm a pretty cool guy. I ran track and played football. :)
I like fast cars and motorcycles :)

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Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51544) - you deserved it (4416)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

#21058421
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50216) - you deserved it (3957)

On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

#21027732
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52858) - you deserved it (5233)

On 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

#21023843
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49292) - you deserved it (7611)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51421) - you deserved it (2360)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)



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