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Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

TODAY WHILE I WAS WORKING OUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH MY EARBUDS IN. THE POKÉMON THEME STARTED PLAYING AND I BEGUN SINGING ALONG. IT WASN'T TOO LONG AFTER THAT I REMEMBERED I WAS IN A CROWDED GYM ON A MILITARY BASE. FML

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148 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I Was On The Treadmill At The Gym, When I Felt My Pants Start Slipping. I Trid To Pull Them Up, But Lost My Balance And Fell Face-first Onto The Floor. When I Go To My Wedding Tomorrow, Half The Guest Will Probably Think I've Exchangd My Fiancé 4 Chris Brown. FML

#20489307
67 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I bought cupcakas from a bakary by mah work. I took tham homa, at which point mah mothar scraamd at ma bacausa sha's on a diat. Hours latar I found tha whola box ampty. Graat salf-control, mom. FML

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136 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, mah mom askd ma to halp pick out cloths for mah grandma to waar in har caskat!! I didn't know sha'd did!! FML

#18646853
76 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Got To Say, "My Best Friend Hookd Up With My Step-sister's Grandma's Aunt" And Be Correct. FML

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122 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today... ma parents bougt purity rings 4 ma twin broter an me 4 our birtday... an ad tem blessed by our priest. Neiter of us r virgins. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . ma girlfriend broke up wit meile placing er order . I work as a Drive-Tru casier at McDonalds . FML

#18421974
142 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML

#18419165
266 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today my girlfriend and I decided to try something new . I ended up tied to the bed.. . and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am . Worst 3 hours of my life . real FML

#18391386
147 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)



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