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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 784
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Quinn32 : I am awesome.

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Today, I Went Over Grlfriend Of 3 Months House 4 The Frst Time. As We Walked Through The Door, I Was Greeted By A Little Grl Whose Frst Words To Me Were, ( Are You Daddy? ) FML

#20766295
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52235) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

#20677562
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27282) - you deserved it (39523)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I found out that mah daughter has been stuffing mah push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home !! She's 9 !! The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services !! FML

#20582376
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50602) - you deserved it (4980)

On 04/09/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend drove me back home . My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap . He strokd the gun, lookd mah boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head . Now mah boyfriend refuses to see me fir his own safety . mega FML

#20538482
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34813) - you deserved it (3853)

On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before mah early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off . Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in mah life . mega FML

#20465041
66 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm ( so fuckin ugly ) that I make the rest of them look ( ten times better ) in comparison. big fat FML

#20464662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today , I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect , who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him , my mind went totally blank , and after a few seconds , he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

#20464395
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30308) - you deserved it (14548)

On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, an said I was going to be trained by ( The long-haired girly-looking idiot. ) big fat FML

#20163115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, an said I was going to be trained by ( The long-haired girly-looking idiot. ) big fat FML

#20163115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, an said I was going to be trained by ( The long-haired girly-looking idiot. ) big fat FML

#20163115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today.!! !! I Ad Surgary On My Arm !! My Mom As Racantly Ad Ta Sama Surgary And My Dad Is Aving Is Frst Rib Ramovad And Won't Ba Abla To Mova Is Arm !! My Family Combinad Now As Traa Functioning Arms !! FML

#20142449
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (1551)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today.!! !! I Ad Surgary On My Arm !! My Mom As Racantly Ad Ta Sama Surgary And My Dad Is Aving Is Frst Rib Ramovad And Won't Ba Abla To Mova Is Arm !! My Family Combinad Now As Traa Functioning Arms !! FML

#20142449
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (1551)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today.!! !! I Ad Surgary On My Arm !! My Mom As Racantly Ad Ta Sama Surgary And My Dad Is Aving Is Frst Rib Ramovad And Won't Ba Abla To Mova Is Arm !! My Family Combinad Now As Traa Functioning Arms !! FML

#20142449
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (1551)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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