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QualityChrisTime

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QualityChrisTime

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QualityChrisTime : My name is Christopher, I live in Florida, I am enlisting in the United States Marine Corps and I was on the swim team. I listen to rock and heavy metal

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Visits<b>killer0689</b> - 40 minutes ago<b>clapdatassidy</b> - 10 hours ago<b>kennedyjade</b> - yesterday at 10:55pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:28pm<b>open_secrets</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:10am<b>nesteremily</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:34am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 8:47am<b>WizardlyUnicorn</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:48am<b>DefiantGirl</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:43am<b>JustMe1600</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:10am<b>fiftycarrots</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:01pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 2:10am<b>Typicall</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:00pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:03am<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:05pm<b>bethyc4</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:20pm<b>josiemijn</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:23pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:05pm

Fucked!<b>clapdatassidy</b> - 9 hours ago<b>open_secrets</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:41am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:35pm

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QualityChrisTime's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62627) - you deserved it (3327)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

#6077222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8659) - you deserved it (26889)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by RyanTheMan15 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54570) - you deserved it (4873)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11073) - you deserved it (76655)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

#571652
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80941) - you deserved it (11156)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)



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