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QualityChrisTime

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QualityChrisTime

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QualityChrisTime : My name is Christopher, I live in Florida
And I am graduating high school this year. I am homeschooled and I am enlisting in the United States Marine Corps,I am also a police explorer and was on the swim team. I listen to rock and heavy metal

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Fucked!<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:41am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:35pm

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QualityChrisTime's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62550) - you deserved it (3316)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

#6077222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8641) - you deserved it (26852)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by RyanTheMan15 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54515) - you deserved it (4870)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11056) - you deserved it (76597)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

#571652
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80860) - you deserved it (11147)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)



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