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QualityChrisTime

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QualityChrisTime

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59657) - you deserved it (3066)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52155) - you deserved it (4667)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10990) - you deserved it (76503)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77887) - you deserved it (10563)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)



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