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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during… Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years… Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking…